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The Toypresidents George W. Bush talking doll plays back 25 prerecorded soundbites, all of which either talk about freedom, terrrist, or September 11th. What wonderful words of wit do you believe is missing from this bumbling Ken?






"It's clearly a budget, it's got lots of numbers."

"These pretzels are making me..*cough cough*"

"No, what I said to Tony Blair was, 'Al Jazeera is tha bomb.'"

Doll actually says nothing. Transceiver and earpiece are sold separately.

"Watch this drive."





And the winner is...

Sweet! Finally, I have a bookend-piece to complete my "American Heroes" action figure set ("Flight-Suit George" had been the coolest, until now!) - RK,DS

Comments

  1. Anonymous2:18 PM, February 03, 2006

    Are they selling this on Bamzu?

    Where can I get one? I want a Rove doll so I can force it to play with "My Little Pony".

    I know this is a stupid story Drew, but it makes me think of this: When we were kids, my brother had two Gumby and Pokey action figures. When holidays came and relatives were expected, he would put them on his dresser in lewd positions... and pretend he had no idea how they got that way. Thats just the kind of house we had, I guess.
    So a talking Bush...that would make the family wingnuts smile come Christmas!
    A burning Bush...even better. Oh wait, that was unintentionally biblical... are you getting me to chase dogma????

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  2. Drew Dallons3:09 PM, February 03, 2006

    LMAO!

    I didn't have Gumby and Pokey, but I did similar things with my sister's Barbi and Ken collection. Of course, we always felt sorry for Ken.. a plastic unic damned to a life of dry humping. Poor guy.

    I didn't see a Rove, but that site did have a Laura Bush that was pretty scary looking!

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  3. Anonymous9:33 AM, February 04, 2006

    Is it anatomically correct? You know, does he have Cheney's Dick up his ass?

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  4. Neil Shakespeare10:21 AM, February 04, 2006

    "Where Wings Take Dream" has always been my favorite. I do second the comment of 'the bastard' here though. That's a darn good question about the anatomically correct business...

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  5. Rambler Joe Snitty10:54 PM, February 04, 2006

    "...They never stop thinking of ways to harm our country, and neither do we."

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  6. enigma4ever5:29 AM, February 05, 2006

    well I was going to say something rude- but I have been beat to most of my fav comments- ya' know aobut the codpiece- anatomically correct etc...glad youa re there could not get to Blogspot for many hours...phew...( great post ;)

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  7. michael the tubthumper9:51 AM, February 05, 2006

    stand it next to the real thing and see which is more animated

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  8. Anonymous10:27 AM, February 05, 2006

    Glad you're up, Drew. The blogsmite gods have been playing 'lets mess with the left' all weekend...

    My brother shaved the heads of my Barbie dolls. And drew ..umm...nipples and hair on them..But this is also the same guy who colored my cat's nose blue with a permanent marker...and so went my traumatic childhood...

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  9. Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker4:52 PM, February 05, 2006

    Sweet! Finally, I have a bookend-piece to complete my "American Heroes" action figure set ("Flight-Suit George" had been the coolest, until now!)

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  10. Crackpot Press11:16 AM, February 06, 2006

    I want to clarify that this is a doll and not an action figure...

    That would require to take action when it is needed.

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