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Rod "Man o God" Parsley, Christian Comedian Brad Stine, Ann "The Man" Coulter, and Alan "Uncle Tom" Keyes


"Wonderhate powers, ACTIVATE!"

"Is this the line to join the Rev. Phelpes weekly funeral protest?"

"One of these things is not like the others... one of these things..wait, I'm wrong. They ARE all men!"

"Rod Parsley secretly wonders if associating with the KKK will affect his tax exempt status."

Coulter to Keyes "You know, I was just kidding about those plantation remarks. Besides, Hillary said the same thing so that makes it okay."

"So Alan, have you convinced your daughter to come play ball for the home team yet?"

"Alan, I don't care what Mayor Nagin said about mixing vanilla and chocolate. Get your hand off my ass!"

Add yours in the comments and I'll pick a winner out of the bunch!

And the winner is...

"The Four Horsemen of the Ishitmylips." - Neil Shakespeare

Valient efforts...

"Ann: God, I love the stench of bigots in the morning." - Libby

"The Administrators of the Christian Porn Coalition held their annual meeting at Red Lion Hotel in Waco Texas." - Enigma4Ever

"We were going to go 'boy, girl, boy, girl," but Malkin didn't show." - Kvatch

"Ok, I'll do this...just one last time..but when I say turn the camera off, TURN THE CAMERA!"The crew films COULTERGEIST III. - Lily

Great job, everyone... I'll put another one up next Friday as well!

Comments

  1. enigma4ever2:32 PM, January 20, 2006

    What is this NO comments? I am stunned,,,shocked...Oh, I get it..it this photo..they are off wretching somewhere..poor things...well, while they are off looking for the pepto I will give it a go...

    (1) hmm, too bad the plantation line got snagged.

    (2) "Yes, Alan I have a uterus...stop checking."

    (3) It's a Conjugal visit for Tom Delay ?

    (4) The Administrators of the Christian Porn Coalition held their annual meeting at Red Lion Hotel in Waco Texas.

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  2. Anonymous4:45 PM, January 20, 2006

    :o Oh that Enigma..she kills.

    Alan: I think I heard thunder!!!! A storm is coming!!!
    Ann: That was my stomach.


    "Ok, I'll do this...just one last time..but when I say turn the camera off, TURN THE CAMERA!"

    The crew films COULTERGEIST III.

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  3. Drew Dallons6:55 PM, January 20, 2006

    Good ones!

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  4. Anonymous12:29 AM, January 21, 2006

    Ann: God, I love the stench of bigots in the morning.

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  5. Tina1:00 AM, January 21, 2006

    Do ya think Alan Keyes is smiling because his hand just discovered the tape that holds back Mann Coulter's penis?

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  6. enigma4ever7:21 PM, January 21, 2006

    And yet More cysts off Rush's ass...( or was it Bill's ass..geez now I can't remember.....)

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  7. Neil Shakespeare6:40 AM, January 22, 2006

    "The Four Horsemen of the Ishitmylips."

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  8. Anonymous12:09 PM, January 22, 2006

    Wonderhate powers, ACTIVATE!

    I don't see how anyone can top that. LOL! Though Neil's is pretty good.

    Here's one...

    "We were going to go 'boy, girl, boy, girl," but Malkin didn't show.

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  9. Anonymous2:08 PM, January 22, 2006

    Had to come by and check the progress...Needed the inexpensive type of laugh today.

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  10. enigma4ever4:16 AM, January 23, 2006

    OMG these are so good....I love Neil's...and I love that almost ALL of them are ruder than mine....YAY....

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  11. Crackpot Press4:03 PM, January 23, 2006

    A Christian Comedian... ????

    Is there a "Two scoops of vanilla" minimum???

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  12. Drew Dallons4:05 PM, January 23, 2006

    Technically, Pat Robertson could also be considered a Christian Comedian, as much of what spills out of his head is truly hilarious.

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  13. enigma4ever12:18 AM, January 24, 2006

    I am so honored..Valient Effort...I am gonna go put that on my resume...

    And yeah, Neils totally rocked...
    ( but there were so many good entries)

    ( scary thought- what if ten years for now we find out I was right ???? yuck..)

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